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Plate XIII, She never said it
Marie Antoinette never said "let them eat cake"
“Let them eat cake.” The most famous thing Marie Antoinette never said. Read more...
Plate XII, Missed the well
Thales and the well
Miletus, early in the sixth century BC. The first philosopher of Greece was so busy with the stars, the story goes, that he fell into a well. Read more...
Plate XI, Candidate for consul
Caligula's horse, candidate for consul
Rome, around AD 40. An emperor gave his racehorse a marble stable, a house and servants, and meant to make him consul. Read more...
Plate IX, Out of my sun
Diogenes and Alexander: out of my sun
Corinth, around 336 BC. A young king offers a philosopher anything he wants. The philosopher asks him to move. Read more...
Plate VIII, The letter that lost its job
Claudius and the three lost letters, 47 AD
Rome, AD 47. The emperor Claudius decided the Latin alphabet was three letters short, so he added them. Read more...
Plate X, Use an apostrophe
The Russian alphabet reform of 1918: use an apostrophe
Russia, 1918. The new government decided the alphabet had too many letters and took several of them away. Read more...
Plate XVI collage, They were expecting lettuce.: a wall of running rabbit silhouettes and a small carriage far across a meadow
Napoleon's rabbit hunt, 1807: the legend
In July 1807 a hunt was arranged to celebrate the Treaties of Tilsit. The rabbits were tame, and they ran straight at the Emperor. The legend behind Plate XVI. Read more...
Plate XV collage, See you on your day off.: a husband and wife on different days, a red Roman V, and a dog on every day
The Soviet five-day week: when the weekend was abolished
From 1929 the Soviet Union gave every worker a different day off, marked by a color. Families rarely rested together. The true story behind Plate XV. Read more...
Plate XIV collage, The emus won.: an emu in an officer's cap, a small soldier with binoculars and a red arrow
The Emu War of 1932: the true story
In 1932 the Australian army took two machine guns against twenty thousand emus. A month later it went home. The true story behind Plate XIV. Read more...